Dog's Arse

Played a variation of the game Football today. It was called "Dog's Arse". Now - I was intrigued by the name of this game, so I joined in. Basically the finale of the game comes down to a penalty shootout. If you score your penalty, you're safe. If not? You have to stand on the goal line, grope yourself with sweaty palms for protection, and wait for the remaining players / sadistic people to kick the ball at you. Whatever happened to sauntering around the playground, Pokemon cards in hand, gathering people for a game of "Stuck in the mud"? To be honest - I can't see "Dog's Arse" catching on at nurseries across the country.