Got caught in an apocalyptic storm today. The unpredictability of the British weather annoys me. I was dressed for the summer holidays, which is what we're in. Therefore it makes sense to dress up for the summer, right? Wrong. I ended up walking home looking like I'd jumped into a river.
Apparently when it's about to rain the cows sit down. I live next to a field full of cows, and none of them were sat down when I left. Looks like my field is home to a pack of lying Cows. I'm glad they have to carry around heavy udders now. Serves them right.
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- Welcome to The Morgan Chronicles, a blogging fusion of oddities and sarcasm. The blog features personal diary entries, wacky world stories, and gaming reviews. Delve in.
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Born and raised in the county of Hampshire, an area which consists largely of fields and antique shops, Tom soon found himself wondering what to do with his spare time. With the invention of the internet and a poor Broadband connection, Tom set out to keep a record of his thoughts on the internet, the place where dreams (and porn) are made.
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To have a cheeky peek at older posts that I've written (likely to contain negativity and sarcasm) you can use the clever little blog archive at the bottom of the page. Just click on a month, and then you will see a list of all my posts from that month.
On the other hand, you could use the page select option at the bottom of the left hand side of the screen. Clueless? Well, it looks abit LIKE THIS. God bless the internet.
On the other hand, you could use the page select option at the bottom of the left hand side of the screen. Clueless? Well, it looks abit LIKE THIS. God bless the internet.
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