Before we go on, it’s probably best to tell you that when I say ‘Shrek’ I don’t mean the 6ft tall green ogre voiced by Scottish celebrity, Mike Myers. In fact I’m referring to David Holyoak, the man who has (unofficially; obviously) been labelled the ugliest robber in Britain.
David was referred to by his in-mates as ‘Shrek’ due to his un-naturally large ears. For David, it was these big ears that led to his capture. Having radar dishes on the side of his head made him “easily recognisable”, Police say. One officer stated, “This man only needs to look at himself in the mirror to realise crime is not for him. With his big ears and rotund features he stands out a mile.”
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