Sex in Class

Bet that title got your attention, huh? I wonder how many old men have arrived here straight from Google following a raunchy search entry only to be bitterly disappointed by the fact that instead of landing on a potentially law-breaking website on genitals they've come across the online diary of a teenage boy. That was a long sentence. I apologise.


Anyway, "Where are you going with this?" I hear you ask. Today in my English class we watched a 'modern-day adaptation' of 'The Millers Tale'. Unfortunately, the atmosphere changed when we found out (the hard way) that basically every other scene in this 'adaptation' was a sex scene, causing continuous streams of awkwardness and embarrassment to flutter through the classroom.

Personal stand out moments include a nice line delivered from the main character which went, "I want to shag you senseless".

Turns out 'modern adaptation' basically means 'pornographic adaptation'.