Caravan Stolen With Owner Still Inside! [NEWS]

William Roberts was happily relaxing in his caravan when he noticed something odd - It was moving and he wasn't driving. It turns out the caravan was just tempting for 2 passing 'crooks'. I'm not sure what the crooks looked like when this took place. I'm guessing they were carrying a giant bag with a dollar sign on it, whilst wearing some tights over their head and a black and white striped shirt. Stereotypical? Maybe. unfortunately, they probably didn't look like that.

Look at it. It's just too tempting. I want it!

Anyway, the 73-year-old caravan owner was startled to find out that the crooks had stolen the vehicle without realising he was inside. When the crooks stopped off at a lay-by, William took the opportunity and made a quick getaway on foot. The man has since told the media "I'm lucky, if I hadn't woken up I could have ended up anywhere or with an iron bar through my head".

Call me picky, but I doubt if you'd had an iron bar through your head you would have woken up, William.