Shark vs Octopus

Ever wondered who would win in a fight between a golden-gate-bridge-sized shark and an unusually powerful octopus? If your answer is yes, then I recommend you have a go at watching a film called "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus" I watched it at the weekend, and I have to say it was pretty horrendous. My personal favourite lines include,

'They don't rest, they just kill'
'It rises'
'I looked into it's eyes'
'In all this darkness, you were the one ray of light'
'Christ! he's coming faster than a jet!'
'Woo-Hoo! Who wants shark skin boots?'
'My god - what have we done?'

As you can probably tell from the above quotations, it wasn't a very intellectually stimulating piece of film. Memorable though. In a bad way.

It gets a generous 5/10. The hilariously terrible sub-plot about a romance between the 2 lead characters also gets a deserving mention.