England have crashed out of the World Cup in fantastic style, loosing to a German team that may aswell have pulled the trousers down of each and every English player on that pitch and spanked them. Because that's what the match was - A graphic, 1-sided spanking.
Controversially, our second goal went in. It crossed the line by about a foot, and the linesman didn't see it. Naturally, that linesman's hated in England now. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a sniper lying in wait on a roof across the street from his house. An English sniper; obviously.
Admittedly we deserved to loose. Our defence was about as useful as a pencil with no lead, and Wayne Rooney (who's meant to be one of our 'dark horses') was about as good as an actual horse, if not worse. I'm pretty sure even Black Beauty could have at least got a touch on the ball before the Germans dribbled past.
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
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