Toe

Stubbed my toe the other day and spent about 30 minutes mounted to the kitchen sink soon after. Here's some evidence for you:



The weirdest thing about it was the aftermath. I didn't even notice I'd stubbed it until I looked down at the kitchen floor and it looked like a scene from a SAW film.

Annoyingly, I had to resort to wearing 3 socks on the same foot which meant I walked lop-sided, like a dazed, clumsy bleeding drunk.